I did it - I found out a way to get the lamp shade off by running myself into some corners! The release was probably one of the sweetest moments of my life - take that doofus owner! I decided that I wasn't going to wear that darn thing anymore and then I went to work. Anyone or anything that was in my way - be it animal, vegetable, or mineral was not spared my wrath. I even almost knocked the small human boy over along with a teenage visitor during my rampage. Unfortunately, my victory was short lived. The village idiot owner came home soon afterwards and put the contraption right back on me - this time adding more banding for good measure. I also received some of the ole stink eye as well. Oh well, the short lived freedom was well worth it. Have a good night folks!
I think you look regal in your collar. Kind of like Queen Elizabeth.
ReplyDeletecan you receive signals from outer space on that thing? that would be so cool!
ReplyDeleteHickory the Wonder Dog has also found his way around the old lampshade. He's mortified every time it has to come out of the closet. He'd rather scratch his face off than be seen in it.
ReplyDeleteMy my, what a BIIIIIIIG thing you have there.
ReplyDeleteGo poop in the living room and show the owner who's boss!
You poor baby. You look so uncomfortable.
ReplyDeleteCandice has a good idea, keep poopin til he takes that thing off.
Thanks guys - you are all the best! I'm going to go and let loose on the floor right now!
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