The big doofus owner went on a job interview today - I'm not too hopeful - he's been out so long he has that stink of desperation about him. Oh well, hopefully he'll get the position so we can finally be rid of him. After all, I have my eye on a new studded collar that I saw while walking past the pet shop the other day. I've sacrificed enough - being forced to eat lesser grade food since his position was, "downsized" Of course I don't think its possible for him to be physically downsized but that is another story. Have a great day folks.