I'm already packed and ready to go. I have my dog towel and my Dogzilla toys (available at Wallmart) - which I love more than anything in the world these days. Do you know that they make rubber toys with chicken flavoring - I kid you not! Yes, and they have a rubber and rope tug toy that is fantastic for taking the smaller dog in your life and flinging him halfway across the yard to get your anger out. Did I just admit to that? Anyway, I've got my stuff packed and am ready to give you the best year to two that I have left as a loyal half-hearted watch dog. Oh, who the hell am I kidding - I'm going to eat your food and sleep the day away. I'm a senior citizen so that's the best I can promise. So come and get me if you want - I'm ready!
Haley,
ReplyDeleteOh, how I wish i could take you home with me. But I have Brownie the Wonder Dog at home and while she would love the company, you sound like you want to be in a one dog family.
I'd love to take you in too, but we have a cat and I don't think he'd appreciate it. Of course, he's asleep on my arm right now as I'm trying to type. Maybe he wouldn't notice.
ReplyDeleteDG & Unfinished - going from one home with animals to another will definitely not work. Unfortunately, my goofball owner found my first draft of my post and went ballistic. He didn't know it was I who wrote it so he kept asking the kids who was trying to get rid of his dog. What nerve! Who ever said I was his dog in the first place!
ReplyDeleteOh my! Can I come sample some of the rubber toys with chicken flavoring? Not sure if I am ready for the smaller dog flinging accross the yard situation...as I might be the smaller dog if you were at my place.....
ReplyDeleteOk...well, best of luck with this....suitcase packed, eh?
Hugs and snaggle-tooth kisses,
Sierra Rose
If you left, your human friends would be very sad you know...
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