Thursday, September 17, 2009

Taunting the fool...

After a long week of security patrols here on the compound, I'm really looking forward to relaxing over the weekend. I'm not exactly sure what I'm going to do but I'm pretty sure it involves nothing. Not only that, I plan on lying on the grass while the moron slaps on his work clothes and goes about yard work just so he can see me doing nothing. Then every chance I get I'll get in his way as he mows the lawn - because I can. I can do so without fear of his little electric green machine since he wouldn't dare run me over and if he did - I'm not too sure it would do any damage anyway. You can not comprehend my shame watching him outside  each and every week wearing his dark shorts, black socks, and stretched  out  v-neck tee shirt pushing that contraption around the yard. All the rest of the block gets buff gas machines and I got the fat version of Ed Begley Jr outside doing the sissy mower dance of the doofus around the front yard. Oh well, I guess I'll be drinking plenty of tequila this weekend! Have a great weekend folks!


  1. does he tie it to your collar? so when you try to get away from it, it follows you everywhere? so youre mowing the lawn for him?

  2. Nooter- thankfully he doesn't but if he were smart enough to think of that - he probably would.

  3. Well, what can we say - except we'd rather have him for a neighbor than the moron next door who didn't mow his grass for 6 weeks and then had to have the city come by and make him do it! What is really sad is that he is in his 20s and our neighborhood is really, really nice. Guess you can find lazy anywhere.

    And the mower, our momma is thinkin' 'bout one of those cuz last year she ripped her rotator cuff pulling the rope on our other one. Had to hire a lawn dude this year.