The big doofus owner went on a job interview today - I'm not too hopeful - he's been out so long he has that stink of desperation about him. Oh well, hopefully he'll get the position so we can finally be rid of him. After all, I have my eye on a new studded collar that I saw while walking past the pet shop the other day. I've sacrificed enough - being forced to eat lesser grade food since his position was, "downsized" Of course I don't think its possible for him to be physically downsized but that is another story. Have a great day folks.
Best of luck to you and the big doofus. Say what you will about him, but I think that you will miss him terribly while he's off toiling in cubicleland. Please post a pic of you in your iced out new collar when you get it.
ReplyDeleteDG - Don't bet on me missing him when he's off at work. I'll post a picture as long as the cheapskate ponies up. :)
ReplyDeletethe human wanted to rent me out to walk around wearing a sandwich board advertisement, he wouldnt agree to my contract terms though.
ReplyDeleteNooter - I sure hope my idiot doesn't get that idea - he would have me marching up and down the block if he thought he could get an extra nickel.
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