Tonight I had the food of the Gods! The owner's older son was having a late night snack of cereal when much to my delight - he decided to walk from his food to check his email. Ah ... what a fool! You know I require no invitation to claim food that is lying about so you can only imagine my delight. Anyway, the box stated that the cereal was called, "Cap'n Crunch" but it really should have been labeled as, " Nuggets from Heaven". I mean - the taste... that taste ... just knocked me on my rear! Oh, and the crunching sound that came from chewing this product almost made me deaf! I never imagined anything like as possible. The only down side, if there was one, was that this cereal has the tendency to cut the hell out of the lining of one's mouth - making it worse than any after-taste I've ever experienced. The only way I can describe it is to compare it to eating shards of broken glass. Don't get me wrong - it really was worth it! I just hope it doesn't do the same to my stomach or intestines. If I could only get that kid to refill the bowl - I'd be one happy dog! Unfortunately, I don't think he's going to respond kindly to my raiding of his food so that idea is most likely out. Maybe I'll just try to get into that pantry and then chew thru the box. Why does it always come back to those damn opposable thumbs? I tell you - we dogs really got screwed! If not for the lack of those damn thumbs, we'd be running this joint! Well, enough talk - I gotta go and try to break into that pantry. Wish me luck and have a great night folks!
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