Stuck inside...

Can't believe I'm stuck inside the house with the big idiot, the abominable puppy, and the rest of the bunch! Why? Because somewhere along the way the sun decided to position itself about ten feet away from Burbank and some nut jobs decided it would be a great idea to set the hills ablaze. Now all those poor people up in hills are worrying about their homes and everyone else in the area are choking from the heat and ash in the air. This leaves our household cooped up as well in Casa de fool looking at each other. If I hear another person ask if anyone wants to play checkers - I'm going to drop a deuce on the floor just to break up the monotony. I tell you - I'm completely disgusted and plan to go out in the back yard - damn the air quality - and lie in my dog hole for the rest of the night!